The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. ~Abe Lemons
When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch. ~R.C. Sherriff
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. ~Chi Chi Rodriguez
A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job. ~Ella Harris
Retired is being twice tired, I’ve thought
First tired of working,
Then tired of not.
~Richard Armour
I’ve been attending lots of seminars in my retirement. They’re called naps. ~Merri Brownworth
Retirement: It’s nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese. ~Gene Perret
